so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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