Dual....:-)
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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