I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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