Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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