you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
