My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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