girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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