love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
