They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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