When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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