I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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