well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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