you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
high people should be assigned attendants
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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