the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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