This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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