Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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