I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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