omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Randomize
