thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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