Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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