Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I have fence marks all over my body
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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