About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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