He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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