i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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