You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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