i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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