i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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