Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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