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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You took a bar mat shot.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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