8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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