i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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