I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
If I had your ass I would rule the world
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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