last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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