stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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