Christians are straight up FREAKS
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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