I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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