People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
cat food counts as protein by the way
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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