I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
im holly from the hills drunk
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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