The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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