Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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