So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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