no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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