Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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