god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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