when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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