i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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