Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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