Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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