It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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