planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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