Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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