She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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