flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She swung at the pinata with crutches
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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