Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
So many bounce houses so little time
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
